Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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