Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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