I'm pants shitting drunk right now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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