You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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