You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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