I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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