either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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