what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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