The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Randomize
