That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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