32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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