i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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