Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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