You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just found a bag of teeth...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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