idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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