I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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