I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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