Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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