What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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