she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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