So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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