I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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