He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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