My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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