these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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Done
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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