He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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