Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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