Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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