i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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