last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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