If that was your dad, he is hot
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
where does the pee come out of this thing
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
As shirtless as possible
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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