What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
