how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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