problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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