my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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