we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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