She is in my trunk
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I know her cup size but not her name....
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