We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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