He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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