I'm gonna have a badass scar
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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