I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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