Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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