We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
love makes seman taste better
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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