Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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