Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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