No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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