Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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