Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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