The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
