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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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