You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
nutella sex= disaster
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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