The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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