so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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