I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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