dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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